Forsake Not the Dream

I don’t know why this is funny but at 8:40 this thing made me lol.

me: why isnt my pizza done yet?
mom: it's been in for only 3 minutes. just wait
me: I DID MY WAITING
mom: oh god, not again
me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT
mom: every time
me: IN AZKABAN!
cracked:

Can not be unseen…
thefunniestpost:

smokeporch:


Hysterical Blog!

Jon Stewart, explaining to young people why books are awesome.

Sam 'Apitong' Zabala - Oops I Did It Again (voice impression attempt)
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peregrinpippintook:

erectionsandtea:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

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EVERYONE STOP AND LISTEN TO THE PERFECT POST

this person is perfect

this is fantastic

acceleraptor:

harry potter and the crazy ass rock

harry potter and the hogwarts basement

harry potter and the guy who went to jail

harry potter and the big ass fire cup

harry potter and the secret club no one can know about

harry potter and the vandalized textbook

harry potter and the triangle circle stick

Fandom Christmas:
Harry Potter Fandom: Has anyone seen my dressrobes for the Yule Ball?
Avengers Fandom: A white Christmas? I was having twelve percent of a white Christmas.
Hunger Games Fandom: Christmas? I guess it depends on your district.
Doctor Who Fandom: Y-You saved me a seat at the table...? After all this time? But you're making me cry now...which is so....Humany-Wumany...
Sherlock Fandom: Oh look, everyone's saying hello to one another. How wonderful...
Supernatural Fandom: Not again.
Avatar the Last Airbender Fandom: We used to have a Christmas. But then everything changed when the fire nation attacked...
in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous
ordering at a restaurant: please i the soup want
heyfunniest:

But you didn’t have to unfollow me Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don’t even need your likes But you treat me like an anon and that feels so rough No you didn’t have to stoop so low Have your friends delete your inbox and then change your url I guess that I don’t need that though Now you’re just somebody that reblogged my post

THIS BLOG. THIS!

heyfunniest:

But you didn’t have to unfollow me
Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing
And I don’t even need your likes
But you treat me like an anon and that feels so rough
No you didn’t have to stoop so low
Have your friends delete your inbox and then change your url
I guess that I don’t need that though
Now you’re just somebody that reblogged my post

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sincity212:

Fucc School.

sincity212:

Fucc School.